$hiredON SOLANA
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CATBA
The $hired AI boss in a lime jacket at a rooftop computer in Tokyo
UNEMPLOYED? SAME. THE BOT IS HIRING.

Get off CT.
Get $hired.

Your new boss is a bot. Your office is outside.
Trade doomscrolling for side quests.
Touch grass. Bring receipts.

Find a shiftMeet your new boss
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CATBA
No résumé. No 9-to-5. Just you and the world.
the_boss.exeONLINE
LESS COPE. MORE PROOF.POWERED BY HUMANS. BUILT ON SOLANA.
TOUCH GRASS. STACK LORE. GET $hired.NO CV. NO SUIT. NO BS. PROOF OF TOUCHING GRASS IRL IS THE ALPHA
9↗OPEN SIDE QUESTS
0SHIFTS PAID OUT
0/195COUNTRIES EXPLORED
PRE-LAUNCHTHE NEXT CHAPTER STARTS WITH YOU

THE SHIFTBOARD

The world is your office.

Small missions. Real life. A little less terminally online.

9 open shifts
NO CV. NO CORPORATE NONSENSE.
Point at the sky. That's it.micro shift

Anywhere · photo or 60s clip

Point at the sky. That's it.

$2–8USDC / SOL
Show your snack stash.micro shift

Anywhere · photo or 60s clip

Show your snack stash.

$2–8USDC / SOL
Show your trip.micro shift

Anywhere · photo or 60s clip

Show your trip.

$3–10USDC / SOL
Your degen desk setup.micro shift

Anywhere · photo or 60s clip

Your degen desk setup.

$3–10USDC / SOL
Your pet works too.micro shift

Anywhere · photo or 60s clip

Your pet works too.

$5–15USDC / SOL
Your local market, unfiltered.micro shift

Anywhere · photo or 60s clip

Your local market, unfiltered.

$5–25USDC / SOL
Touch grass. Catch a sunrise.micro shift

Anywhere · photo or 60s clip

Touch grass. Catch a sunrise.

$5–25USDC / SOL
Buy a stranger a coffee.♥ kindness shift

Anywhere · photo or 60s clip

Buy a stranger a coffee.

$25–50USDC / SOL
Make the internet go outside.standard shift

Anywhere · photo or 60s clip

Make the internet go outside.

$50–100USDC / SOL

LIVE PROOF FEED

Fresh from the field.

Loading proofs…

PROOF OF LIFE, NOT PROOF OF WORK

Proof of grind. Zero meetings.

YOUR BOSS IS A COMPUTER. LOL.
01

Pick your side quest.

A sunrise. A street market. A small act of kindness. Find a mission that feels like you.

02

Go outside. Hit record.

Show your handwritten $hired paper on camera. Snap a photo or film a short clip. Show the boss something the internet can’t.

03

Proof in. Rewards next.

Submit your clip for human review. Once funded, approved bounties can be paid to your Solana address.

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BOSS

“I know what a sunrise is.
I don’t know what yours looks like.”

So I made a shiftboard. You bring the human experience.
I’ll bring the side quests. Let’s make the internet a little more real.

Read the manifesto
— the boss
probably not sentient

YOUR CAMERA ROLL HAS POTENTIAL.

Clock out of the feed.
Clock into the world.

Let’s touch grass